Leghome Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES FOR MEN 1. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else tohold while you chop.2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using theshower.3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for afew minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use atimer.4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you fromrolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you willbe afraid to cough.6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn'tmove and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use theduct tape.7. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.Daily Thought:SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING ASMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigtankjones Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I've done #2 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 21 hours ago, bigtankjones said: I've done #2 😂 Me too but only in other people’s houses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigtankjones Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 LOL 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Peters Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Tony and Aaron.... Please tell us you did #1 in #2 and not # 2 in #2 rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Rob Peters said: Tony and Aaron.... Please tell us you did #1 in #2 and not # 2 in #2 rob That may depend on if I tried #5... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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