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Rob Peters

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How Come Nobody Has Thought About This Before Now!!!
 
I have come up with a sure fire way to force "Social Distancing"
About a week and a half ago I was standing in line for Take Out Food and the guy behind me kept getting way too close to me. No matter how many times I moved away from him he kept getting close enough to me that I could feel his breath.
Since that day I have not taken a shower. I have worked out in the yard two days straight working up a good sweat. This on top of lack of toilet paper I have really worked up a pretty good stench. Now when I go out in public nobody will get within 10 feet of me, they actually are avoiding me. That's right, not 6 feet from me they won't come any closer than 10 feet of me.
You are welcome to try this on your own, you will find it really works with proper "Social Distancing"
rob
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Stick your hands in manure:

1. guaranteed you won’t touch your face

2. Nobody will shake your hand

3. You will thoroughly wash your hands before eating 

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