Rob Peters Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 How Come Nobody Has Thought About This Before Now!!! I have come up with a sure fire way to force "Social Distancing" About a week and a half ago I was standing in line for Take Out Food and the guy behind me kept getting way too close to me. No matter how many times I moved away from him he kept getting close enough to me that I could feel his breath. Since that day I have not taken a shower. I have worked out in the yard two days straight working up a good sweat. This on top of lack of toilet paper I have really worked up a pretty good stench. Now when I go out in public nobody will get within 10 feet of me, they actually are avoiding me. That's right, not 6 feet from me they won't come any closer than 10 feet of me. You are welcome to try this on your own, you will find it really works with proper "Social Distancing" rob 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Stick your hands in manure: 1. guaranteed you won’t touch your face 2. Nobody will shake your hand 3. You will thoroughly wash your hands before eating 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 too funny guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searsman Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Ha!. Don’t forget to wash yer hands tho 👏.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Richey Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420ponies Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I see you haven't lost your humoring ways Rob, Good one..... I'll have to "work" on mine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikstudie Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 It works, I'm on day five and Trich wont even talk to me, . She keeps telling me to go out in the garage and work on your car, what a girl. lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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