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 *A hangover is the wrath of grapes.*
 
  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
 
  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
 
  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
 
  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
 
   A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
 
  What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
 
  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
  In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
 
  She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
 
  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
  If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
 
  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
  The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
 
  You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 
  Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
 
  Every calendar's days are numbered.
 
  A lot of money is tainted -  Taint yours and taint mine.
 
  A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
 
  He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
 
  A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
 
  Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 
  Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
 
  Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
 
  Acupuncture is a jab well done.*
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•  Sit at the front of the bus, you’ll get there sooner

•  The difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?  The    woman in church has hope in her soul

•  Confucius say:  “ Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger“

•  Confucius also say:  “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot“

It’s been a long day, that’s all I got...

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