Leghome Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 *A hangover is the wrath of grapes.* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.* 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glen Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 • Sit at the front of the bus, you’ll get there sooner • The difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul • Confucius say: “ Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger“ • Confucius also say: “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot“ It’s been a long day, that’s all I got... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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