cny first gen 71 Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Do they even sell 6 packs any more I think it all 12 15 18 or 30 packs now. 30 pack of blue is around 20 bucks or so around here. 2 Quote
Dtret Posted February 14 Posted February 14 1 hour ago, willie said: LOL i thought eggs but there is a point to be made as i wasn't specific!! LOL What does a 6 pack of beer cost? Before or after you get caught driving? 1 2 Quote
Rob Peters Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 Just my luck, my doctor has put me on a somewhat restricted diet and eggs are one of the things I CAN have so I had started having eggs for breakfast many mornings so it is my doctors fault because I am eating more eggs so it is driving the price of eggs through the roof, it is a supply and demand thing on top of the bird flu going crazy. rob 1 4 Quote
cbolt Posted February 14 Posted February 14 9 hours ago, Rob Peters said: Just my luck, my doctor has put me on a somewhat restricted diet and eggs are one of the things I CAN have so I had started having eggs for breakfast many mornings so it is my doctors fault because I am eating more eggs so it is driving the price of eggs through the roof, it is a supply and demand thing on top of the bird flu going crazy. rob Your doc most likely has stock in either chickens or eggs I suspect. Bought an 18 count of eggs on the base for $5.40 last weekend. 4 Quote
Scott S. Posted February 14 Posted February 14 20 hours ago, willie said: LOL i thought eggs but there is a point to be made as i wasn't specific!! LOL What does a 6 pack of beer cost? Coors light 30 pack is going for $57.00 (cdn).... Quote
Scott S. Posted February 14 Posted February 14 21 hours ago, 420ponies said: Wasn't Carroll Shelby a chicken farmer? That man sure knew some stuff. I saw a 18 pack for $12 at Wal-Mart. Chicken and chili were his "side hustles".... Quote
cbolt Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly through the swirling rain Bill saw a car slowly coming towards him. And as it drew level with him, it stopped. Desperate for shelter and without really thinking about what he was doing, Bill got into the back seat of the car and closed the door. That was when he realized there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't even on! Mysteriously and soundlessly, the car started moving slowly forward. Bill looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Now he was scared, and he began to fear for his life. But just before he reached the curve, a ghostly hand appeared through the window of the car, and turned the steering wheel. Bill, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. When he saw the lights of a pub down the road, Bill gathered all his bravery and strength, jumped out of the car, and ran to to the pub. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of scotch. Shaking and half crying, he began telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just been through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was not drunk, but was for real. About 10 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet, and were out of breath. Looking around and seeing Bill sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Hey Bruce… that's the idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it." 2 7 Quote
cbolt Posted February 15 Posted February 15 A marine, an army grunt, and an airman are having a beer and the army grunt is telling this story about how one time he found a scorpion in his tent. Marine asks “what’d you do?”, and the grunt says he crushed it with his boot and flung it out the flap. The marine laughs and says “what a sissy”. The grunt askes “well what would you do then?” Marine replies “when a scorpion gets in my tent I usually cut off it’s tail while it’s still alive, keep it as a pet for a few days, might prank my senior officer with it, then eventually I cook it and eat it”. The grunt feels a little embarrassed, then shifts focus to the airman and asks “what would you do?” The airman says “I’d call the front desk and ask them why there’s a tent in my room” 2 6 1 Quote
bob 71 Posted February 15 Posted February 15 moms favorite joke....what did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit.....nothing silly bunny rabbits cant talk 1 2 Quote
Scott S. Posted February 15 Posted February 15 Son asks his Dad... "Where do bunnies live" ? Dad answers..... "In a Mansion in Los Angeles"...... 1 3 Quote
Rob Peters Posted February 16 Author Posted February 16 1 hour ago, cny first gen 71 said: That's a good one Steve..... an oldie but still a goodie rob 2 1 Quote
cny first gen 71 Posted February 19 Posted February 19 A frog goes into a bank to get a loan his name is Martin Jagger , the frog hopped over to the loan officer Patricia Wack. He says I'd like a loan, she says we don't usually loan money to frogs do you have any collateral? Here is my prize possession, she says it's a ceramic elephant. He says yes she said no he said get your manager. She did the manager came over sees the frog says- It's a knick knack patty wack give the frog a loan his old man's a rolling stone! 😅🤣😅🤣 I'll be here all week 🤣 2 6 1 Quote
RON T Posted February 19 Posted February 19 I have a bumper sticker on my truck that says ,”Honk if you think I’m sexy!” when I feel kinda down, I just sit at green lights till I feel better about myself! 🤣 2 5 1 Quote
Dtret Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I learned humility at a young age, I had to hold the flashlight for my dad. 1 1 Quote
Dtret Posted February 22 Posted February 22 2 hours ago, jft69z said: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1B2MDba63G/ That’s just wrong. lol. 3 Quote
jft69z Posted February 22 Posted February 22 29 minutes ago, Dtret said: That’s just wrong. lol. Yeah, evil...I like it. 1 2 Quote
Rob Peters Posted February 22 Author Posted February 22 Exactly who were they pranking, a fellow worker? All I can say to that is PBIAB...Pay Back Is......... rob Quote
Scott S. Posted February 23 Posted February 23 On 2/22/2025 at 6:20 AM, jft69z said: Yeah, evil...I like it. Scotch tape is even better.... The missing tab can give it away. Quote
Scott S. Posted February 23 Posted February 23 4 hours ago, jft69z said: This must be an old calculation..... Late '90's ??? 2 Quote
cny first gen 71 Posted February 24 Posted February 24 One day while walking down the street a birdie dropped a turdie in my eye: Oh me oh me oh me oh my, boy I'm glad that cows don't fly 2 2 Quote
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