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Guest 72yellowmc,Robyn

Jokes that make you think!!!

 

A man runs to the doctor and says ,"Dactor,you're got to help me,My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

 

The doctor asks ,"How long has she had this condition?"

 

"Two years." says the man.

 

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?"asked the doctor.

 

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies,"We needed the eggs"

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Gravely ill,a man went to the doctor with his wife.After the examination,the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway."Your husband is very sick,"the doctor said,"but there are three things that can do to ensure his survival,First ,fix him three healthful,delicious meals a day,Next ,give him a stress-free environment,and don't complain about anything,Finally ,make passionate lo## to him everyday."

 

On the drive home ,the husband asked,"What did the doctor say?"

 

"I'm sorry,"she said,"you are not going to make it."

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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

 

"Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered .

 

"Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter.

 

"Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

 

 

 

 

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lol (okay wheres the fart jokes?)

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