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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

 

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

 

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

 

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shake her head no.

 

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

 

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

 

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

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ROTFLMAO! laugh

Thanks George, I needed a good laugh tonight!

Ben N

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omg that aint even right funny stuff gotta tell the better half

 

MontyMadMan

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LOL George! It's almost as if it's from the list of misunderstood song lyrics...

 

It sounds like Jimi Hendrix said "S'cuse me while I kiss this guy", but he actually said "...kiss the sky". Or how about Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising", where it sounds kind of like John Fogerty sang "...there's a bathroom on the right", but the lyric was in fact "...there's a bad moon on the rise". LOL

 

Dave

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