Interesting Idioms

[Leghome]

 *A hangover is the wrath of grapes.*

 

  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

 

  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 

  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

 

  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

 

  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

 

   A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

 

  What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

 

  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

  In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

 

  She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

 

  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

  If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

 

  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

 

  The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

 

  You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

 

  Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

 

  Every calendar's days are numbered.

 

  A lot of money is tainted -  Taint yours and taint mine.

 

  A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

 

  He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

 

  A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

 

  Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

 

  Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

 

  Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

  Acupuncture is a jab well done.*

[Dtret]

That’s funny but makes my head hurt 

[Glen]

•  Sit at the front of the bus, you’ll get there sooner

•  The difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?  The    woman in church has hope in her soul

•  Confucius say:  “ Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger“

•  Confucius also say:  “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot“

It’s been a long day, that’s all I got...

[Mikstudie]