Murderous Man in Monte Manhunts Mannix

[Glen]

Watching tonight’s episode of Mannix only to learn that the Bad Guy trying to snuff out Joe travels in style…

[Marks71]

Say that fast 3x

[Scott S.]

Even Santa travels in style...

[Dtret]

9 minutes ago, Scott S. said:

Even Santa travels in style...

Not with the hood up

[Scott S.]

He's tuning that big block for his "Christmas" run.

[Scott S.]

Just now, Scott S. said:

He's tuning that big block for his "Christmas" run.

Ever wonder why they call the lights at a drag strip a "Christmas Tree" ????  

[sbarnette]

On 12/5/2024 at 3:29 PM, Scott S. said:

Even Santa travels in style...

Twas the night before Christmas and out in the garage,

There wasn't a trace of a Ford or a Dodge.

The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,

So I figured I'd mess with the Monte a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,

When a deep voice behind me said, "Looks pretty good!"

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,

And there, by the workbench, stood good ‘ol Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,

Then he spoke up, "Wanna trade for my sleigh?"

I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,

"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,

Turned into a smile and he said "Allright, let's go!!"

So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,

We pushed the Monte on down to the street.

Then taking our places to coast down the hill,

I started my baby, it was always a thrill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise,

But he liked it alot, by the look in his eyes.

With tires a'cryin' and headers aglow,

We headed on out where the hot rodders go.

And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,

With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "I can't recall when I felt so alive!"

So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"

‘Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,

When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

The big block erupted with that American sound,

When Santa stomped the gas, the tires shook the ground!

Chirped into second and again into third,

I just sat there holding on, at a loss for words.

Then I heard him exclaim as he blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all, it's been a hell of a night!!!"

[Scott S.]

No lump of coal for Sammy this Christmas !!!