Ha...true story!
Short version:
Car didn't run, had half a motor and was sitting for around a decade.
Long version:
Picture a cul-de-sac. I'm in the middle. Neighbor #1--two doors down on the left--bought the car new in 70/71. Drove it for awhile until Neighbor #2--two doors down on the right--got a hold of it about 10-15 years later as a teenager. Not sure how long he drove it, but he did put the Crager SS 5-spokes on it, jacked the rear end up with air-shocks (with the valve in the trunk), removed the heads and intake (no idea where they went), radio and the A/C. Also painted it the color you see above...body tag says it was Cortez Silver originally. Car sits again for about another decade. In that time, my old man and I talked daily about building a car, and I was a few short years away from getting my license and was getting itchy. Approached Neighbor #2's father and asked him about it. "If you can push it out of the driveway and into yours, you can have it for five bucks." were his exact words. Ran home, told the old man and we got to pushing. Mom comes home an hour later...super upset at first. Get a hold of a 327 with the camel-hump heads for cheap, mated it to the TH350 and drove her throughout high school. Went away to college in a seedy part of town, so she stayed home and in my folks garage. She left that garage less than 2 weeks ago and hitched a ride to where I live now after 20 years. Last time she ran was in 01/02.