A joke for you. I am going to start a Joke Thread. Years ago we had a joke thread and people would add their jokes for others to read. The only stipulation is your jokes MUST be kept CLEAN.... just plain clean fun. So if you come across a funny joke that keeps with our posting standards please post it here.
rob
Here is my joke:
EULOGY FROM A WIFE AT HER HUSBANDS FUNERAL
“Norman needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was. They urgently needed to know, to save Norman’s life.”
“Tragically, I had never known his blood type so I only had time to hold his hand and say goodbye. I’ll never forget how supportive my Norman was. Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, ‘Be Positive my dear, Be Positive!’
“That was my Norman! Always thinking of others.”